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bob barker posted on 10/12/09 by Opie



Very funny Dark Knight spoof.



This guy just thinks he's tough.



Swan hunting can be fun.



Commercial for a Bingo place. Ridiculous.



I best this took a long time to do. (Animation)

Joke

So there is this angel that tells you if you're going to heaven or hell.

So the angel is doing his job and then a priest comes by. The angel says why are you going to hell aren't you a priest.

So then the priest starts to tell his story. So one day I left in the middle of church because I knew my wife was cheating during this time. I go in the bathroom and see my wife smoking and she only does that when shes done having sex.

So I look around and see a guy hanging from my balcony so I hammered his fingers. He fell but survived because he landed on bushes.

Then I took my fridge and dropped it on him. After feeling bad for killing him i committed suicide. That's how I died. Then the angel let him pass to hell.

Next a Flat guy came. The angel asked how did you become flat.So the guy told his story. I was dusting my carpet on my balcony. Then a strong wind blew me and my carpet, but luckily I was able to hang on the balcony below me. But then a guy comes out of nowhere and hammers my fingers. I then fall in a bush. The next thing I know the guy throws his fridge on me. The angel then lets him pass.

Next the angel meets a naked guy. The angel asks why are you naked. So the guy told his story. So I was having sex with this guy's wife. Then I heard the door starting to open so the guy's wife told me to hide. I run and decided to hide in his fridge. Next thing that happens it starts moving and I die.

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That black guy IS NOT joking.



Ready, set, AWWWWW



DAMN NIGGA!



Fun with dead flies.



Cactus will mess you up.



Oh Mexicans.



Hi, little devil child.

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[ SFW ] - Big paint fight.
[ SFW ] - Get Stuff for Cheap!
[ SFW ] - DMX fighter in MMA?
[NSFW] - Nice ass and boobies.
[ SFW ] - She's all nice and wet.
[NSFW] - Social Network for SEX!
[ SFW ] - The funniest shirts ever.
[ SFW ] - A new WOW kid freak out!
[NSFW] - Sexy chick in the kitchen.
[NSFW] - Teen takes it in the butt.
[ SFW ] - Some very cool billboards.
[ SFW ] - Zach Galifianakis Stand Up.
[ SFW ] - Corn snake eating a mouse.
[NSFW] - Find the best porn site for you.
[NSFW] - The Legally Retarded Pornstar.
[ SFW ] - That is a strange looking rabbit.
[ SFW ] - Half Birthday sex song. Shit jams.
[ SFW ] - Girls doing bad things. It's SFW.
[ SFW ] - Body paint is really sexy on titties.
[ SFW ] - Football player makes himself bleed.
[NSFW] - Mutual Masturbation In A Public Park
[NSFW] - Barely Legal Teen First Time on Porn.
[ SFW ] - 5 things you didn't know about sleep.
[ SFW ] - Old ladies fight on a bus. (One is ASIAN!)
[ SFW ] - You might be singing this shit all day, haha.
[ SFW ] - Girl in the blue has the same strange facial expressions.


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billy bob posted on 10/09/09 by Opie



This will make you laugh.



Head banging to starting a fire.



Fan attacks Ref with a chair.



Men Vs Women.



Dog does circles everytime a car passes.



I want a fucking powermat.



Don't try to steal beer from this store.



Cool illusion.

No joke today, better get to submitting them.


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[NSFW] - Hot teens.
[NSFW] - Cumshot FAIL!
[ SFW ] - Pretty fun game.
[ SFW ] - 3 Cats, 1 Steak.
[NSFW] - Tits on Facebook.
[ SFW ] - Assassin's Creed 2.
[ SFW ] - What a great view.
[ SFW ] - Wiggers, the pants.
[ SFW ] - Big ass shark caught.
[NSFW] - Young little sexy slut.
[NSFW] - Cam girls are the best.
[ SFW ] - K1 hardest Knockouts!
[ SFW ] - Some funny Stand up.
[ SFW ] - How not to pole dance.
[ SFW ] - Zombie Vs. Shark... WTF?
[NSFW] - My Wife's Forbidden Sister.
[ SFW ] - Mother of the year goes to...
[ SFW ] - Now this is some fresh Sushi.
[ SFW ] - Girls get slutty on Halloween.
[NSFW] - Porn Sets Can Be Hazardous.
[NSFW] - Dr. gives her a good checkup.
[ SFW ] - Get your girl the hottest costume.
[ SFW ] - And the top guys to look up to are..
[ SFW ] - Don't watch this unless you're stoned.
[ SFW ] - Both of them can't sing and should die.
[ SFW ] - Halloween tips to keep you safe, haha.
[NSFW] - Cry Bitch, I Will Destroy Your Ass Now.
[ SFW ] - The Walkens, they sound just like him too.
[ SFW ] - I fucking hate Oprah, but this was good.
[ SFW ] - Awesome New Auction Website - 90% OFF!
[ SFW ] - Dumbest fucking music store commercial ever.
[ SFW ] - Newlyweds sue photographer for awful video and pics.
[ SFW ] - Pirates attack French military flagship by mistake. haha
[ SFW ] - 5 Real Life Soldiers Who Make Rambo Look Like a Pussy.


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i am a jigga posted on 10/07/09 by Opie

Did you hear about the Mexican that got a Nigger tattooed on his arm? It quit working 20 minutes later.



W.O.W

30 Things To Do In An Exam When You're Going To Fail It Anyways

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Fuck this!" and walk out triumphantly.

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)

15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

24. Masturbate.

25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

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DAMN NIGGA!



Go figure.



Good setup.



Either an odd toy or candy.



She's fucked.



You laughed.

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[NSFW] - Teens.
[NSFW] - What snake?
[NSFW] - Sex on Facebook.
[NSFW] - Come onnn tittie!
[ SFW ] - Chuck Norris shirt.
[ SFW ] - Funny defaced bills.
[ SFW ] - That Pixie girl is hot.
[NSFW] - Chat with naked sluts.
[ SFW ] - Coolest car/boat ever.
[ SFW ] - Kick Ass Zombie T-Shirt
[ SFW ] - I'm a fag, make fun of me.
[NSFW] - Gothic teens love to hump.
[ SFW ] - Fountain surfing, Holy shit.
[ SFW ] - Verizon making fun of AT&T.
[ SFW ] - These are some nice boobies.
[ SFW ] - I'd rather have a ticket to hell.
[NSFW] - Tied up and fucked. (Nice tits)
[NSFW] - Apparently this girl is a vampire.
[NSFW] - Is this considered gay? I think so.
[ SFW ] - Fat guy wants his chicken! HAHA
[NSFW] - Here are some whore's leaked nudes.
[ SFW ] - How to get a pizza for $3! Pretty funny.
[ SFW ] - The Movie Preview Guy. (Pablo Francisco)
[ SFW ] - I wish I was cool enough to be on this list.
[ SFW ] - Awesome New Auction Website - 90% OFF!
[NSFW] - Mom Gone Crazy and Attacked Poor Repairboy.
[ SFW ] - This may be better than the metal pizza sign dude.
[NSFW] - The Most Popular Internet Girl in Stockings Gets Fucked


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noon post, yay posted on 10/05/09 by Opie



Matt Damon was funny as hell on Entourage.



Just watch, funny as hell.



Yes, That's T Pain.



This is so retarded it's funny as shit.



Hmm almost.



Cool cork in a bottle trick.



Kid has no fear.



Dog jumping on a trampoline.



This can't be real.

Joke

Doug wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office....

But she was dating someone else.

One day Doug got so frustrated that he went to her and said I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you...

The girl looked at him, and then said, 'NO!'

Doug said, 'I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up.'

She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend.

So she called him and explained the situation. Her boy friend says, 'Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down.'

She agreed and accepts the proposal.

Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call.

Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks, 'What happened...?' Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, 'The bastard had all quarters!'

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The best Mind fuck so far.



He's good.



Damn Nigga!



Pretty nice bracelet.



Jess is a party pooper.



I will.



Haha.



Big guy in a little car.

- FFL -

[NSFW] - Big ol titties.
[ SFW ] - Kill the ninjas!
[ SFW ] - Wii for cripples!
[NSFW] - Hot threesome.
[NSFW] - Nice perky tits.
[ SFW ] - Halo 3 uber rap.
[ SFW ] - Halloween 2009.
[NSFW] - Facebook of sex.
[ SFW ] - How to wash kids.
[NSFW] - Smoking hot teens.
[ SFW ] - Might make you smile.
[NSFW] - Holy shit this girl is hot.
[ SFW ] - Ping Pong Street Fighter.
[ SFW ] - Very strange music video.
[ SFW ] - Cat doing a funny dance.
[ SFW ] - It's a site for black people!
[ SFW ] - Why Country music is stupid.
[ SFW ] - Pretty funny drive-thru prank.
[ SFW ] - Top 10 sport games of all time.
[NSFW] - Jackpot At The Massage Parlour.
[NSFW] - She's riding the shit out of that dick.
[ SFW ] - Someone paid 15 million for this shit?
[NSFW] - Amateur Desi Girl Taped her First Sex.
[ SFW ] - It's that retarded ASIAN singing again.
[ SFW ] - So Your Cat Wants A Massage, WTF?
[ SFW ] - Matt Damon freaks out on Adrian Grenier.
[ SFW ] - Nice mix of Internet videos with better music.
[ SFW ] - Skier's helmet cam catches him in an avalanche.
[ SFW ] - Guy tries to jump over a moving scooter and fails.
[ SFW ] - The Orangutan and the Hound are friends til the end!
[ SFW ] - N word? Oh you mean NIGGER. (Same kid back again)
[ SFW ] - "The Crazies" looks like another good Zombieish movie.


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hi posted on 10/02/09 by Opie



Best Marriage Proposal ever?



Family Guy if Disney made it.



What a dumbass.



When cleaning an animal goes wrong.



Does this when your girlfriend is on the phone.

Joke

A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer. The lawyer said, 'How can I help you?' The farmer said, 'I want to get one of them dayvorces.'

The lawyer said, 'Do you have any grounds?' The farmer said, 'Yes, I got 40 acres' The lawyer said, 'No, No, you don't understand, Do you have a suit?

The farmer said, 'Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays.' The lawyer said, 'No, no, I mean, do you have a case?' The farmer said, 'No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a John Deere.

The lawyer said, 'No, I mean, do you have a grudge?' The farmer said,'Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks the John Deere'

The lawyer said, 'Does your wife beat you up or something?' The farmer said, 'No, we both get up at 4:30.'

By now the lawyer is getting frustrated but tries one last question ..The lawyer said, 'Is your wife a nagger?' The farmer said, 'No, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that's why I wants a dayvorce.'

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[NSFW] - Very sexy.
[ SFW ] - Marisa Miller.
[NSFW] - Guess her muff!
[NSFW] - Hot threesome.
[NSFW] - Facebook of sex.
[ SFW ] - Conan O?Brien Fail.
[NSFW] - Sexy amateur video.
[ SFW ] - Monkey rapes a frog.
[NSFW] - Chat with naked girls.
[ SFW ] - Games to play at work.
[ SFW ] - Jap Bert and Ernie, Live.
[NSFW] - Hello girl with nice rack.
[ SFW ] - Fun little race car game.
[NSFW] - Hot girl caught in the act.
[ SFW ] - Random Internet clips video.
[ SFW ] - Kick ass Halloween costumes.
[ SFW ] - Stallone talks about Rambo V!
[NSFW] - Why girls shouldn't get wasted.
[ SFW ] - Kid beat to death with a board.
[ SFW ] - Sexy ASIAN that should be naked.
[ SFW ] - I want her to make me a sandwich.
[NSFW] - I wish my balls were like an Elevator.
[NSFW] - Sexy amateur lets boyfriend pound her.
[ SFW ] - Probably the worst football mistake ever.
[ SFW ] - Guy makes a "real" Piranha Plant from Mario.
[ SFW ] - Guess you can't fake your own kidnapping.
[ SFW ] - 100 Greatest Hits of YouTube in 4 Minutes.
[NSFW] - Sex Illustrated. (Exactly what you're thinking)
[ SFW ] - Here's the Kimbo Slice Vs. Roy Nelson on TUF.
[NSFW] - The most beautiful amateur girl in the world fucked.
[ SFW ] - This guy paints himself into the background, very cool.
[NSFW] - They found his sister drunk and passed out in his living room..
[ SFW ] - Woman Yells Heil Hitler To Jewish Man at Las Vegas Town Hall.
[ SFW ] - Ever just want to shoot someone in the face because of their voice?


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