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oh HI posted on 10/31/08 by Opie



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Chewbacca gets tasered.



This has to be fake.



I think the ticket turned into jail time.



Must be an exorcist doll.



Nasty leg break.



This hill is CRAZY!



If Samuel L Jackson was on the Titanic.



Something is wrong with Bill Cosby.



Bad ass skateboard dog.



What is going on in this video?

Joke

Barack Obama was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the presidential candidate if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy.' So our illustrious democrat presidential candidate asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy.'

One little boy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy.'

'No,' said Obama, 'that would be an accident.'

A little girl raised her hand: 'If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy.'

'I'm afraid not,' explained Obama. 'That's what we would call great loss.'

The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Obama searched the room. 'Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?'

Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a quiet voice he said: 'If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy.'

'Fantastic!' exclaimed Obama. 'That's right. And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?'

'Well,' says Little Johnny, 'It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss...and it probably wouldn't be an accident either.'

- FFL -

[NSFW] - Boners.
[NSFW] - Strippers.
[ SFW ] - He's tired.
[ SFW ] - Jenna Jameson.
[ SFW ] - Megan Fox video.
[ SFW ] - Fun puzzle game.
[NSFW] - Hooray for wet booty.
[ SFW ] - The best parents ever.
[ SFW ] - Ewok Song.. What the..?
[ SFW ] - The World's Oldest Tree.
[ SFW ] - Hot chicks wanting to fuck.
[ SFW ] - This ASIAN can't sing. At all.
[ SFW ] - Bam Margera getting pulled over.
[ SFW ] - Another bad ass pumpkin carving.
[ SFW ] - They are poor, yet are millionaires
[ SFW ] - 30 minutes of close-up card magic.
[ SFW ] - Who doesn't like half naked blondes?
[ SFW ] - Check out this mummified "ice man".
[ SFW ] - I don't think speakers can explode like this.
[ SFW ] - I wish she would shut up and show her tits.
[ SFW ] - Maybe the best half of an ass I've ever seen.
[ SFW ] - Turn your old hard drive into a nice looking clock.



PORN LAWD posted on 10/29/08 by Opie

Note: The forums are still open.

Q and A

Q: What is brown and rhymes with snoop?
A: Dr. Dre.

Q: What do black people and the day Monday have in common?
A: No one likes them.



W.O.W (My, she looks familiar)



This is like the female Goatse.



Girls with sexy tattoos.

Joke

Little Johnny's neighbors had a BABY. Unfortunately, the BABY was born without EARS.

When the mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnny's family was invited over to SEE the baby.

Before they left their house, Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had NO EARS.

His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's MISSING ears or even said the WORD ears," he would get the spanking of his life when they came back home.

Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely.

When Johnny looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful BABY."

The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnny."

Johnny said, "He has beautiful little FEET and beautiful little HANDS, a cute little NOSE and really beautiful EYES. Can HE see?"

Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 VISION."

That's GREAT," said Little Johnny, " 'Cuz he'd be shit-outta-luck if he needed GLASSES

- FFL -

[NSFW] - Sex.
[ SFW ] - Jedi gym.
[NSFW] - Porn vids.
[ SFW ] - Drunk girls.
[NSFW] - Whore time.
[NSFW] - Super babes.
[ SFW ] - Russian Babe.
[ SFW ] - Top 99 women.
[ SFW ] - Fire truck crash.
[NSFW] - Online Strippers.
[ SFW ] - Keeley Hazell pics.
[ SFW ] - Remove your hands!
[ SFW ] - The Kat Williams dance.
[NSFW] - Sexy sluts on their cams.
[ SFW ] - Chris Hansen Vs Predator
[ SFW ] - Stripping on an escalator.
[ SFW ] - Some crazy people in this world.
[ SFW ] - Nunchuck baseball.. Haha ASIANS.
[ SFW ] - Can anyone answer this question?
[ SFW ] - Lady Has miscarriage and keep it. (Pics!)
[ SFW ] - Hurry up and get your Halloween costume.
[ SFW ] - That is a big ass beach ball and new record.



shit posted on 10/27/08 by Opie

The forums are open.



Tard knocked out for kicking a kid. Awesome!



Don't leave your guns laying around.



Girl with tourette's says "Nigger" haha



Man and dog hit by train.



He said cunt.



Goddamn Asians at it again!



Muscle robot...?



Let's stick our hand in a gators mouth.



Good wake-up call.

Joke

A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months.

Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor whenever she touched her there.

They tried it again and sure enough, there was definite movement. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, 'As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick & bring her out of the coma.'

The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they would close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flatlined, no pulse, no heart rate.

The nurses ran back into the room. 'What happened!?' they cried. The husband said, ' I'm not sure; maybe she choked. '

Images



A friend of mine dressed up like Kimbo.



You'll laugh



Some wont laugh, I did though. (GRAPHIC WARNING)



Hmm.



Apparently this man is serious.



You could hang a Christmas ornament on that.



Which one is a slut?



Have a sit and let's talk.



Fuck that.

- FFL -

[NSFW] - Whores.
[NSFW] - Sexy stuff.
[NSFW] - Shower sex.
[ SFW ] - French babe.
[ SFW ] - Hit it I would.
[ SFW ] - She has talent.
[ SFW ] - 1-800 White Girl.
[ SFW ] - Nice juicy booty.
[NSFW] - I found a fuck buddy.
[ SFW ] - Top 10 hot newscasters.
[ SFW ] - Best Costumes for 2008.
[ SFW ] - Cindy Crawford is funny.
[ SFW ] - Mayor Bee. (Family Guy)
[ SFW ] - Girls having a pillow fight!
[NSFW] - Two teen babes, One dude.
[ SFW ] - Kobe should take this deal.
[ SFW ] - I wish that neat bra was off.
[ SFW ] - Gunslingers. Not bad homies.
[NSFW] - These chicks are ready for penis.
[ SFW ] - Make your own vagina to hump.
[NSFW] - 3 boobs are better than two.. haha
[ SFW ] - Posting because of girl in handcuffs.
[ SFW ] - There are still nice people out there?
[ SFW ] - Miley Cyrus picture leaker was busted.
[ SFW ] - This is what the "WASSUP" guys are up to.
[ SFW ] - The whole "Fork in the garbage disposal" vid.
[ SFW ] - I have a Lamborghini garage and that's BALLER!
[ SFW ] - It's a shame comments are disabled in this one.
[ SFW ] - Pretty good Guitar Hero World Tour commercial.



Oh Hello posted on 10/24/08 by Opie

Note: I'll open the forums once the DNS updates for the email.



I didn't see that coming at all.



Canadian Police chase.



This guy is funny as hell.



Wii accident.



Begging bears.



Cop chokes out a guy.



Cop shoots a dog running towards him.



Obama vs McCain Dance Off!



Guess it wasn't a parking lot.



Street tubing!



Yellow snow taste good.

Joke

Suppose a new student enrolls at your school. Her name is Le - a.

How would you pronounce the child's name???
Leah?? NO
Lee - A?? NOPE
Lay - a?? NO
Lei?? Guess Again.

It's pronounced 'Ledasha' oh yes...you read it right. The dash is not silent.

This child attends a school in Livingston Parish.

Her mother is irate because everyone is getting her name wrong.

SO, if you see something come across your desk like this please remember to pronounce the dash.

When asked about the pronunciation of the name, the mother replied, 'the dash don't be silent.'

Images



FAIL on facebook. (Owned by his boss)



Sickest pumpkin ever.



This Mind Fuck isn't that hard.



And keep trying!



You have several.



Abortions also tickle.

- FFL -

[ SFW ] - Asses.
[ SFW ] - $10 tees!
[ SFW ] - He sucks.
[NSFW] - Sexy pussy.
[ SFW ] - Ninja Cats!!!
[NSFW] - German Babe.
[NSFW] - Doc of porn sites.
[ SFW ] - Babes by the sea.
[ SFW ] - ATTN WOW Nerds!
[NSFW] - I kinda got a boner.
[ SFW ] - Car riding on 3 wheels.
[ SFW ] - Holy shit at this spider!
[NSFW] - Need something sexual?
[NSFW] - Teacher bangs his student.
[NSFW] - Cute teen getting pounded.
[ SFW ] - Chimpanzee rides Segway!
[ SFW ] - "To the people at my gym"
[ SFW ] - New Friday the 13th trailer.
[ SFW ] - A reason to watch Volleyball.
[ SFW ] - Carmen Electra's Stripaerobics.
[ SFW ] - Tom Cruise farts on Letterman.
[ SFW ] - X-ray yourself with scotch tape?
[ SFW ] - I'd rather bang on his dumb head.
[ SFW ] - I would live in this garbage truck.
[ SFW ] - Terry Tate takes out Palin! hahaa
[ SFW ] - OH WOW AND FREE SHIPPING TOO!
[ SFW ] - He has his hand in the correct location.
[NSFW] - Girls, You can now have perfect nipples.
[ SFW ] - I know what I'm wearing to church this weekend.



joe blow posted on 10/22/08 by Opie



W.O.W



Nice rack!

E-boobs



Send your E-Boobs here

Joke

Who is your real friend?

This really works...!

If you don't believe it, just try this experiment.

Put your dog and your spouse in the trunk of the car for an hour.

When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you??

See spot run









Haha

- FFL -

[ SFW ] - Damn ass.
[ SFW ] - Lost babe.
[NSFW] - Nude teens.
[NSFW] - Sexy galleries.
[NSFW] - Dirty little teen.
[NSFW] - Homemade porno.
[ SFW ] - Sexy Jessica Alba.
[ SFW ] - Paintball gun trap.
[ SFW ] - EXTREME Kayaking!!!
[NSFW] - I used to hate carrots.
[ SFW ] - Girls with sexy tattoos.
[ SFW ] - Nailing your boss' wife.
[NSFW] - A way to get free porn.
[NSFW] - Live Girls masturbating.
[NSFW] - She's hot but has a tail.
[ SFW ] - Holly Weber is sexy as hell!
[NSFW] - Girls stripping on webcams.
[ SFW ] - He got tackled by the Ref.
[NSFW] - Another slut on her webcam.
[ SFW ] - Bianca Beauchamp sexy pics.
[ SFW ] - Better get your Halloween gear.
[ SFW ] - STD e-card... What the fuck?
[ SFW ] - Guys aren't suppose to do this.
[ SFW ] - 9 reasons not to date a T-Rex.
[ SFW ] - Looks like a ransom video to me.
[ SFW ] - They put a racial slur on his receipt.
[ SFW ] - Is ___ down for everyone or just me?
[ SFW ] - He's a fag and she's obviously a slut.
[ SFW ] - Here's a dog jumping on a trampoline.
[ SFW ] - Rules for men. (Refresh for a new one)
[ SFW ] - Now this is how you promote some T-shirts!
[ SFW ] - To the tranny that blew that guy on the bus...
[ SFW ] - One's fat one is not, both equally dumb though.
[ SFW ] - I wonder why those tigers are going to go apeshit on everyone.



here I am posted on 10/20/08 by Opie

Note: In case you haven't noticed the forums are being updated hence today's post being late. Once the update is complete I'll open up the forums and let some new members join.



Kid playing S.O.A.D!!!



Remember that punched in the face video?



Dangers of being a news reporter.



Rollerblade skills! (Wait for it)



OH MY GODDDD... haha



The music makes this one..haha

Joke

I have two large dogs, and was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out.

The woman behind me asked if I had a dog?

Duh? ......

On impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital the last time. But I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes everywhere and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way it works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy who was standing behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me?

I told her no, I'd been sitting in the street licking my ass and a car hit me.

I thought the guy standing behind her was going to need help as he staggered to the door laughing.

Images



Another Mind Fuck.



This is something I would poke with a stick.



K.



If you had to think about this one, then you're not crazy like me.



There's something it that there mirror.

- FFL -

[NSFW] - I'd hit it.
[NSFW] - Sex sells.
[ SFW ] - Sexy Asian.
[NSFW] - Sex outside.
[ SFW ] - Dutch babe.
[NSFW] - Get laid now!
[ SFW ] - Marisa Miller.
[NSFW] - Good BLOW J!
[ SFW ] - Retardid Policeman.
[ SFW ] - And it's a nice butt.
[ SFW ] - Girls hold the power.
[ SFW ] - What a shitty school.
[ SFW ] - I would purchase her.
[ SFW ] - What is going on here?
[ SFW ] - Killer Halloween Costumes.
[ SFW ] - Iranians ate the evidence!
[ SFW ] - This man lost his 401K help him!
[ SFW ] - Some Guinness records pictures.
[ SFW ] - Rihanna Disturbia Parody (Obama).
[ SFW ] - Maybe the world's nastiest pimple.
[ SFW ] - I like how the police called them idiots.
[ SFW ] - Boy Scouts volunteer to give breast exams.
[ SFW ] - Transformers 2 trailer... Wel,l a good fake one.
[ SFW ] - Anyone else just want to slap the shit out of her?
[ SFW ] - How come I never saw this awesome Axe commercial?


 

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