» boobs posted on 10/31/07 by Opie



W.O.W



Nice ASIAN rack.
Joke

Oprah goes to a doctor for a check-up so the doctor tells her to take all of her clothes off and get on all fours.

She gets on all fours and the doctor says "Crawl over to the wall".

So she crawls over to the wall.

Then the doctor says "Crawl to the other wall now"

So she crawls to the other wall.

The doctor then says "Crawl over to the corner there"

So she crawls to the corner.
Oprah finally asks "Doctor, what does this have to do with my check-up?"

And the doctor replies "Nothing but I just ordered a black leather couch and I can't decide where I want to put it"

- FFL -

- Dirty Hazel.
- Drunk sluts.
- Sexy babes.
- Kim's pussy.
- Sexy videos.
- Big ss titties.
- SHOWER TIME!
- Horny Nymphs.
- Halloween Hallie.
- OK, this is neato.
- Glass Dildo vs Ass.
- Glass Dildo vs Ass.
- Destroy a website.
- Lesbians are great.
- 19 year old bitches.
- This damn girl is hot.
- Party Girls get down.
- Funny Anti-Piracy ad.
- Petra Nemcova = sexy.
- Freak with a nice rack.
- Halloween porn... haha
- Hunter shot by dog...?
- Want a BlowJob tonight?
- Black strippers scare me.
- I'd still eat off that table.
- You'll want to buy these.
- Worlds largest helicopter.
- What's she moaning about?
- Jessica Alba in skimpy bikini.
- Makes no sense, so I love it.
- You going to Heaven or Hell?
- Figured Masta P would own this.
- Fashion tips for women. (Maddox)
- Bitch taking two cocks and dildo.
- Someone else doing the infamous damn nigga?
- I was hoping it was a quick way to stab someone.

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» la la posted on 10/29/07 by Opie



Jeff Dunham's Achmed The Dead Terrorist



Funny mirror prank.



Kids dancing to that stupid crank dat song. haha



Mario via hands.



Slap!



Party girls!



Carmen.
Joke

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.

After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said,

"Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't follow my instructions carefully, your husband will surely die.

"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him.

"Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. Do not nag him. Most importantly, make love to him regularly.

"If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."

On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"

"He said you're going to die," she replied.

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Going to go with fake on this.



Cats!



DAMN NIGGA!



He should have went as Superman.



She has it.



That's weird.



Smile.



She's hot and his costume is funny.
- FFL -

- Sex fun.
- Nice tats.
- Horny slut.
- Nipple slip.
- SIXTYNINE!
- I'd push her.
- Amazing sex.
- Get laid now.
- Dirty kitchen!
- Anal sex 101.
- Tits & Pussy.
- That's a lateral.
- The money shot.
- I hate Bill Maher.
- So that's cornhole.
- Porn in outer space.
- Cool Lego creations.
- Double teen trouble.
- Pranking Sasquatch.
- Dumb news reporter.
- South American porn.
- Fitness teacher farts.
- Chicks with long hair.
- Blonde teen swallows.
- Get yourself a T-shirt!
- Ron Jeremy can cook too!
- New I Am Legend trailers.
- Scarlett Johannson is sex.
- Steven Colbert For President.
- He should put a sock in her mouth.
- Computer error on a casino jackpot?
- Anyone that plays chess will enjoy this.
- Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen’s Crack Man.
- In case you missed the 24 season 7 trailer.
- "Hey let's look like sluts via webcam today"
- Photographic memory AKA the living camera.

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» no porn for you posted on 10/26/07 by Opie



Like it was meant to be.



Stealing ice cream 24 style.



Holy magic!



Don't hold up dogs.



Watch the crowd.



They flip and love it.



How to yell dumb shit at random people.



Marisa Miller poses naked.

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Directions for cake maker were write
"Best Wishes Suzanne" and underneath that write "We will miss you".



Awesome hair.







Pumpkins!
Quiz (Answers under FFL)

1. Name the one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends.

2. What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward?

3. Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every year. What are the only two perennial vegetables?

4. What fruit has its seeds on the outside?

5. In many liquor stores, you can buy pear brandy, with a real pear inside the bottle. The pear is whole and ripe, and the bottle is genuine; it hasn't been cut in any way. How did the pear get inside the bottle?

6. Only three words in standard English begin with the letters ' dw' and they are all common words. Name two of them.

7. There are 14 punctuation marks in English grammar. Can you name at least half of them?

8. Name the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form except fresh.

9. Name 6 or more things that you can wear on your feet beginning with the letter 'S.'

- FFL -

- Upskirt!
- Wild time.
- Hot sisters.
- Horny slut.
- Fresh tuna.
- Perfect Woman.
- Some "real" sex.
- ASIAN stripper.
- Underwear dance.
- This limo is baller!
- Full webcam strip.
- What a great song.
- Blonde bombshell.
- Hi girl with nice ass.
- Showing off the thong.
- ASIAN porn is weird.
- For Harry Potter fans.
- Oiled up naked people.
- Sesame Street is funny.
- What in the hell is this?
- 20 year old ass-fucked.
- Hot chick named Jesse.
- A Prison Break spin-off?
- Really cool portal game.
- Mastering the Introduction.
- I'm thinkin' this is shopped.
- Great two girl sucking orgy.
- Sexy Halloween Costumes!
- Boobs - Resistance is Futile.
- Great place for a cell phone.
- Hook Up With A Hot Chick.
- This be the best gameshow ever.
- Deleted scene from Knocked Up.
- What an excellent condom song.
- Pee-Wee’s Leprechaun Halloween.
- Haha holy shit at Apache My Bitch Up.
- I wonder if she wanted the net to see these.
- Take your kids to see The Golden Compass.
- Comcast users beware and haha @ the cnet image.
- Um watch free TV. (Porn too, but don't click the ads)

Quiz Answers

1. Boxing.

2. Niagara Falls (The rim is worn down about two and a half feet each year because of the millions of gallons of water that rush over it every minute.)

3. Asparagus and rhubarb.

4. Strawberry

5. It grew inside the bottle. (The bottles are placed over pear buds when they are small, and are wired in place on the tree. The bottle is left in place for the entire growing season. When the pears are ripe, they are snipped off at the stems.)

6. Dwarf, dwell and dwindle.

7. Period, comma, colon, semicolon, dash, hyphen, apostrophe, question mark, exclamation point, quotation marks, brackets, parenthesis, braces, and ellipses.

8. Lettuce

9. Shoes, socks, sandals, sneakers, slippers, skis, skates, snowshoes, stockings, stilts.

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» What's today? posted on 10/24/07 by Opie



W.O.W



Christina Model topless.. Hooray!



She's so nice to strip for us.
Quick dumb joke

Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez.

"How was he killed?" asked one detective.

"With a golf gun," the other detective replied. "A golf gun?! What is a golf gun?"

"I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan."

- FFL -

- Porn.
- Twins.
- Bikinis.
- MILFs.
- Slutties.
- Deep throat.
- Tight pussy.
- Girls humping.
- Sasha is sexy.
- Gorgeous teen.
- Sexy high heels.
- Whoose Boobs?
- Lesbian action.
- No more oink.cd
- Ex girlfriend sex.
- ASIAN schoolgirl.
- One night stand.
- Nice flopping tits
- Coke up the butt.
- Howard Sterns girl.
- Not like the others.
- Lindsay's pussy pics.
- Fight club 80s style.
- Young perfect asses.
- Caught masturbating.
- This dancer needs to eat.
- Keira Knightley Sex Tape ?
- Where did her panties go?
- The best music video ever.
- Hot Asian chicks photoshoot.
- Apparently black people are dumb.
- Sexy Halloween Costumes & Killer Tees.
- Where's the video of the flaming squirrel?
- Ashy Larry's most embarrassing moments.

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» someone cyber with me posted on 10/22/07 by Opie

Had more, but I have other stuff going on..



Anderson Silva vs Rich Franklin UFC 77



Lets try to eat cinnamon.



Hole on the runway.



So that's how they clean them..



Strip!
Joke

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.

'Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me,'she told him.

'Oh no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied.

He was in obvious agony lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments then asked.... 'How does that feel?'

He replied, ' it feels great, but my thumb still hurts'.

- FFL -

- Anna.
- Butts.
- Bloody.
- Sexy tits.
- Big booty.
- Naked bath.
- Crazy otter.
- Webcam slut.
- Four hot girls.
- Teen breasts.
- Bedroom teen.
- Home cam fun.
- Perfect review.
- Latina heattttt.
- Her rack is nice.
- Webcam-Tastic.
- Van Halen sucks.
- Clever 9/11 video.
- Americans are fat.
- Nude beach chick.
- I love retarded porn.
- Anal action students.
- Kelly Hu in a catfight.
- George and the Whale.
- So.. Dumbledore is gay.
- Waitress Of the Month.
- Nice deepthroat action.
- Banging on the highway.
- Very hot college chicks.
- Free tacos for everyone!
- Hot Chicks Looking to Fuck
- The Great Late Chris Farley.
- Models who bang normal peeps.
- Wish I was invited to this party.
- You'll want to buy one if you look.

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» BUBBLES posted on 10/19/07 by Opie



PUNCHED! This is funny as hell.



Beer Pong song!



He says GO GO POWER RANGERS and is dumb.



Jim is still funny.



Someone isn't having a good day.



Bomb squad doesn't like cats.



Good god.



That looked like fun.



Orgasmatron!



A bunch of scary clips in one, hooray!



Funny Career Builder commercial.
Joke

There's this Blonde driving on the highway, and shes listening to a radio station where the DJ is talking about Blonde jokes. The Blonde Girl gets furious and while shes driving she sees this other Blonde girl trying to row a boat on a grass field.

So she pulls over and gets out of her car and walks off the road towards the Blonde girl rowing on a grass field and stops just before she gets on the field.

Then She yells "Its Blondes like you who make everyone think I'm stupid! If I could swim Id come over there and show you a piece of my mind!"

- FFL -

- Emo.
- Upskirt!
- Victoria.
- Nice ass.
- Lesbo 69!
- Nice rack.
- 2 Lesbians.
- Antz Pantz.
- Flexible slut.
- Naughty Girls.
- Porn audition.
- Gang bang city.
- Dirty little secrets.
- XXX Sex Personals
- Bathtub threesome.
- Female Superheros.
- Oh those Amateurs.
- Possum Death Spree.
- She's cute and dumb.
- Get yourself a t-shirt!
- I found a fuck buddy.
- The best 300 parodies.
- Some Jim Breuer standup.
- Conan interrupted.. haha
- The hottest tattoos ever.
- Spot the differences game.
- The Illusion of Bloody Mary.
- They have 17 fucking kids!?
- Victorias Secret mag covers.
- Don't flash boobs around men.
- Watch this little innocent bitch.
- Kids shouldn't visit this trailer park.
- Victoria's Secret Angels know sexy.
- Funny porn clip of the day.. MIDGET!

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» black people posted on 10/17/07 by Opie



W.O.W



Bonus Amateur W.O.W



She can cook for me.



No teeth? BJ please.
Joke

This Foreigner comes to Canada and is looking for someone to take him out hunting to hunt the great animals of Canada. So this Canadian takes him out hunting, while they're walking through the woods the Canadian sees this Indian, so he lines up the sights and BANG... Kills the Indian.

At that moment the Foreigner says "What are you doing!? That's Murder!"

The Canadian replies "Oh no no, its legal to hunt Indians 'round these parts, you see their over populated and are starting to get into our garbage"

Later on the Hunting trip the Canadian tells the Foreigner that they'll have to camp out overnight, and asks him to run back to his truck and grab a case a beer.

The Foreigner runs back to the truck and grabs a case a beer, at that moment he sees an Indian running around in the woods.

So he sets his case of beer down on the ground, lines it up and BANG.. Kills the Indian.

At that moment a Police Officer shows up and begins to arrest the Foreigner.

The Foreigner says "Wait, I know the rules its legal to hunt Indians around here"

Then the Policeman reply "I know, your just not allowed to bait them" And he points at the case of beer

- FFL -

- Oh neat.
- Sex now.
- Sexy eyes.
- Hot Teens.
- Pussy pics.
- Drunk sluts.
- Hooker sex.
- Perfect tits.
- Horny teen.
- Butt-Tastic.
- Friendly girls.
- Nice stripping.
- Penelope Cruz.
- Yasmine Bleeth.
- Fake or Slutty?
- Foot up the ass.
- Wrestling is gay.
- 19 year old chick.
- Oldest known film?
- Nice and tan body.
- Rolling in man juice.
- Sienna Milller naked.
- That isn't toothpaste.
- Short skirt distraction.
- Keira Knightley montage.
- Check out this sexy soup!
- Masturbating on a public train.
- Local girls wanting to have sex!
- Where the hell is this beach at?
- Hot Girls in Halloween Costumes!
- Drew on the Price is Right and crazy lady.
- Pope John Paul II returns from the grave!
- Anyone know what Gynecomastia means?

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