» I'm skered posted on 10/31/06 by Opie

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Happy Halloween!



Great costume.



Why!?



Barry Bonds rookie card.



I must find these jeans.



What a funeral. (gallery)



Am I missing something?



Nice.



One spider I'm not scared of.



If a midget was bigger than me, I'd shoot myself.



Just odd.



Doesn't shock me.



It says shit.



Pretty good shop job.

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» GIDDY posted on 10/30/06 by Opie



Nature's Oddity.



When Steve Irwin met Ross. (Leno)



Even better because he realized he was a dumbass.



Gymnastics... A lot of falling.



Cool magic trick.



She's an odd one.



Why wouldn't she show those?



Doesn't look good..
Dumb blonde joke

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench.

After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!

- FFL -

- J-Lo booty.
- Vida Guerra.
- Keyboard kid.
- Suicide is fun.
- Lucky monkey.
- Draw some shit.
- Vanessa Hessler.
- "Added to friends"
- Busty is the word.
- Drunk driver game.
- Budlight presents...
- Ship wrecked sluts.
- Another Bully trailer.
- Some great galleries.
- It's a good penny too.
- Your sexy dream girls.
- 10 time killing games.
- These tits are gigantic!
- A really odd commercial.
- Fighting with Jessica Biel.
- Something cute, I swear.
- Stripping wife gets owned.
- A bunch of porn clips in one.
- Her clit looks way to "dicky".
- And some more big ass tittas.
- This Hummer was shot to shit.
- Scarlett Johansson has big tits.
- Van Wilder 2? I dunno about this one.
- Does this make sense to any of you?
- Anyone want a Mcdonalds playhouse?
- Fedex has some pretty good commercials.
- They must have been really bored at work.
- I want to be in the middle of these bitches.
- This hot granny might just be the first GILF.
- Finally someone wanting just white boys and she's a whore.

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» witty posted on 10/27/06 by Opie



Hahaha. I love this.



Even bush uses "The Google"



Might make you horny.



That was a loud fall.



Adriana Lima
Joke

Little Johnny's father asked him, "Do you know about the birds and the bees?"

"I don't want to know!" little Johnny said, bursting into tears.

Confused, the father asked little Johnny what was wrong.

"Oh dad," Little Johnny sobbed, "At age six I got the 'there's no Santa' speech. At age seven I got the 'there's no Easter bunny' speech. Then at age 8 you hit me with the 'there's no tooth fairy' speech! If you're going to tell me now that grown-ups don't really fuck, I've got nothing left to live for!"

- FFL -

- Hot MILFs.
- Fried coke?
- Sexy dancer.
- Boob Barker.
- Perfect sluts.
- Chinese babe.
- Big ass titties.
- Soccer is sexy.
- Dog can't bark.
- MILF and twins.
- Celebrity whores.
- Dangerous roads.
- Smurfette sex rules.
- Porn is for everyone.
- AIDS on a sandwich?
- Smokin Aces looks cool.
- Chest cushion caresser.
- Don't touch my muscles.
- Pelican swallows a pigeon.
- Didn't this happen before.
- Adriana Lima pussy shot.
- Tittie popping bitch fights.
- Sex offenders on myspace.
- Sexy teen webcam dance.
- Principals give wedgies now.
- Watch out for the elephant.
- What jeans girls like on guys.
- I see Lindsay Lohans nipples.
- Eating a regurgitated cockroach.
- Jenna Jameson and Krystal Steel.
- Type stuff to her. I typed "nigger".
- HAHAHA black and white twins born.
- A shitload of TV shows via INTERNET.
- This is true so you can buy them presents.
- How do you keep a Jack O' Lantern from rotting?

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» You guys like more post? posted on 10/26/06 by Opie

Q and A

Q: What is a woman who is staring at a blank piece of paper doing?
A: Reading her rights.

Q:How did Helen Keller's Parents punish her?
A. Moved the furniture around
B. Left the toilette plunger in.

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What the hell are they doing?



Hey! I see him!



Wrong product.



DAMN NIGGA!



Not right.



Oh that Richard.



Rape dollars.



At least he's happy.



Crazy Ronald.



Knight rider I guess..



I'd hit it.



Oh there's the bike.



Odd.



This is just silly.
Until tomorrow...

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» Porn light special posted on 10/25/06 by Opie



W.O.W



I didn't edit this.
So I was jacking off to this retarded Cinemax porno the other day and this chick looked really familiar. So I did some thinking (still jacking off of course) and remembered she was the chick from Liar Liar:


I know you remember those, well anyway here's some pictures of her naked:



Here they are in case you haven't seen them.
Joke

A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday.

After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune.

"Well," said the clerk, "I have a very large bullfrog. They say it's been trained to give blowjobs!

Blowjobs!" the woman replied. "It hasn't been proven but we've sold 30 of them this month, he said.

The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's true no more blowjobs for her! She bought the frog.

When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely skeptical and laughed it off. The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this less than riveting act again.

In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading cookbooks.

"What are you two doing at this hour?" she asked.

The husband replied, "If I can teach this frog to cook, your ass is gone."

- FFL -

- Face first!
- Dumb jump.
- Teen cam girl.
- Hypnotic ass.
- Airplane crash.
- Autopsy is fun.
- Impression skills.
- Hot booty bang.
- Hellboy sequels?
- Cleavage central.
- Blonde bombshell.
- Big ass nice tittas.
- Nice fucking video.
- Club music videos.
- Falls at the finish line.
- A bunch of galleries.
- Deep throat contest.
- Racecar driver killed.
- Awesome stop motion.
- WTC attack ringtones?
- Nicole Richie cameltoe.
- Old school Family Feud.
- Naked lesbian wrestling
- Harry Potter threesome.
- Britney Spears nipple slip.
- French chick getting fucked.
- 24 season 6 trailer!!!!!!!!!!!
- Glued to the Walmart toilet.
- Time killing 4-wheeler game.
- Shoot people with your bow.
- You guys want some of this?
- Home inspection nightmares.
- How to upset a naked chick.
- Victoria Secret ad with Giselle.
- His parents are going to be rich.
- Two holes are better than one.
- Jessica Alba has sex in the water.
- Hey this midget kind of has a nice rack.
- Borat -The first 4 minutes of his movie.
- Sopranos episodes. These wont last long.
- There's still human remains at Ground Zero.
- 6-year-old boy did 10000 pushups in hours.
- So Homeland monitors myspace now? Uh oh.
- Meet, chat, and browse hot chicks in your area. FREE!

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» uhhhhh posted on 10/24/06 by Opie

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Invisible bike!



These will never get old to me.



Bad DAMN NIGGA!



Silly dog.



Pretty clever.



Not to soon right?



Awesome tattoo.



Lunch.



Unless you have chop-sticks handy..



Wow. (no not the Wednesday thing)

That is all. (No FFL on Tues or Thrus)

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» LOL IRL.. I'm dumb. posted on 10/23/06 by Opie

OK. I'm going to start updating this shit Monday - Friday again but on Tuesday and Thursday will be images only. May throw some jokes in and some image galleries or something. Mon, Wed, and Fri will be the same. Just going to do some testing in order to add more shit for you to stare at via INTERNET.... ANYWAY...



Irwin video. You will laugh.



Hotels.com picked the wrong time for an ad.



TSA training. (SNL, Dane Cook)



Dumbass lost the win.



Officer down.



So that's how they get so hot.



Muppets faces of death.



Tourette's is funny.



Yucko in Cancun.
Quick Q and A

Q: What time does an ASIAN guy go to the dentist?
A: Tooth hurty.

Say it like an ASIAN dumbass

Joke

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?"

"Of course. What may I do for you?"

"Well, I bought an expensive Electronic hair dryer that is well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there anyway you could carry it through customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"

"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."

"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"

"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."

The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"

"I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."

Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father"

- FFL -

- Lion attack!
- Sexy nasty.
- Sexist Tees.
- The gas girl.
- Hot teen ass.
- Sexy Engrish.
- Slutty cam girl.
- Ride that dick.
- Busty Carwash.
- I'd still bang her.
- God I love titties.
- Almost perfect girl.
- Smoking hot videos.
- This squirrel is crazy.
- Free celebrity movies.
- Last name Cockburn.
- Shrimp on a treadmill.
- Naked lesbians on bus.
- New 60 minutes talent.
- I'll shank yo ass nigga!
- Brooke Hogan from behind.
- Haunted furniture for sell.
- Biggest tits in the world.
- A new way to call in sick.
- Dirty bomb threat is a hoax.
- Uh Brazilian chicks are hot.
- Just some fucking on a bed.
- Broken arm during wrestling.
- Jack Black talks about piracy.
- Midgets fighting. That's funny.
- I don't see anything wrong with it.
- The story of Jenna Jameson (vh1)
- Even fags would like these titties.
- This motorcycle game is uh different.
- This is funny because I know this dude.
- I think something escaped from the zoo.
- Assault by using a plumbing snake. haha
- Scribble game, I got a level 2 score.. I suck.
- Looks like she might have a nice rack though.
- This game should have a club and baby seals.
- Now why can't they do this with cheerleaders..
- Remember that line rider game? This is awesome.

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» dgfnsghs posted on 10/20/06 by Opie

Expect new post methods next week. Hint: Mon-Fri



Guy acting like David Blaine. Funny as hell.



Spell "niggerfaggot" hahaha



Holy fuck I bet that hurt.



Haha.. Dumbass.



Fun with a tube.



This game is crazy.
Joke

Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad, and is told to meet the inspector at the signal box.

The inspector decides to give Tom a pop quiz, asking, "What would you do if you realized that two trains were heading towards each other on the same track?"
Tom says, "I would switch one train to another track."

"What if the lever broke?" asks the inspector.
"I'd run down to the tracks and use the manual lever," answers Tom.

"What if that had been struck by lightning?" challenges the inspector.
"Then," Tom continues, "I'd run back up here and use the phone to call the next signal box."

"What if the phone was busy?"
"In that case," Tom argues, "I'd run to the street level and use the public phone near the station".

"What if that had been vandalized?"
"Oh, well," says Tom, "in that case I'd run into town and get my Uncle Leo."

This puzzles the inspector, so he asks, "Why would you do that?"

"Because he's never seen a train crash!"

- FFL -

- Fuck it!
- Nice bikini.
- Headlights.
- Kate Moss.
- Stingray song.
- Ultimate bass.
- Nice pantyhose.
- Big ass elephant.
- Tribute to big tits.
- Anyone like blondes?
- Australian top models.
- Amazing Adriana Lima.
- Supermodel Aida Yespica.
- Be sure to listen to all of it.
- Somebody got knocked out.
- Odd face, but I'd bang her.
- He wants to be a millionaire.
- This commercial is awesome.
- Elisha Cuthbert x 24 = Sexy.
- Pablo Francisco and AMINE?
- Another chick riding the Sybian.
- The most BALLER bathroom ever.
- Everyone likes America Idol right?
- Gravity makes boobs even better.
- Good god - These titties are lovely.
- Scarlett Johansson caught half naked.
- HAY GOOD NEWS FOR ALL YOU FAGGOTS!
- Whoa. Levitation secrets by Criss Angel.
- I guess stingrays are becoming the antichrist.

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» I smell porn. posted on 10/18/06 by Opie



W.O.W



Uhh... She makes me nervous.
Joke

Policeman: Knock, knock.
Woman: Who's there?
Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

ANOTHER QUICK JOKE! (SEND BETTER ONES IN!)

Q: How did they know it wasn't A Rod who crashed the plane into the building in New York?
A: It's playoff season, he hasn't hit anything yet.

- FFL -

- Kelli Peters.
- Another MILF.
- Brooke Hogan.
- Donkey show.
- Fun innovations.
- Dirty prostitute.
- Emo Ass-Kickers.
- I agree with her.
- Oh look a tornado.
- Odd fighting game.
- New Sony Bravia ad.
- Her titties are crazy!
- Hang gliding accident.
- Anyone like free porn?
- Playboy club in Vegas.
- Muppets with attitude.
- Carmen Electra dancing.
- Tara Reid vs. Paris Hilton.
- I'd let a Buffalo chase me.
- Girl gets her chest pierced.
- This bitch has great tittas.
- Scarlett Johansson groped.
- Snake charmers are crazy.
- Paris Hiltons´ exposed ass.
- Stripping for the wrong guy.
- These pictures hurt my head.
- Bunch of nuclear test videos.
- Put someone face in a cartoon porno.
- Altering little girls school pictures? haha
- Ordered to make up for ruined Christmas.
- Couldn't stop playing this for some reason..
- Who doesn't like seeing girls change clothes?
- Not a meteorite, just a big piece of shit.. Dang.
- Can you imagine answering the door with this on?
- In case you want to see random nasty pictures. (Refresh)

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