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» Here we go loopty loo.. posted on 10/29/04 by Opie

Yes I admit, it's been a real shitty month. First with pc problems, then with me getting sick, and THEN server problems. Let's hope (I'll make sure of it) next month is a good one... Plus, it would be nice if I can get the other sections back up.

Something great about Mr. bush:

Frost check out his website: www.georgewbush.com

See that video? Image from the video below:



Note the pic on the right.... PHOTOSHOP SKILLS BABY!..



It was already dead!



The plane didn't land..



Watch behind home plate..



The first sign of stupidity.



This black dude is funny.



Clip from Shaun of the Dead. (Pretty sick)

JOKE!

Zach stops by to visit his friend Danny who is paralyzed from the waist down.

They talk for a while and then Danny asks, "My feet are cold. Would you be so kind as to go get me my sneakers please?"

Zach obliges and goes upstairs. There he sees his friend's teenage daughters, both very good looking. Being the adventurous and quick thinking kind, he says, "Hi, ladies! Your daddy sent me here to have sex with you!"

They stare at him and say, "That can't be!"

He replies, "OK, let's check!" He shouts at Danny down the stairs, "Both of them?"

"Yes, both of them!"

Images!



Quick slide her some TP!



What an evil bitch.



I like how the eye is popped out.



Look some E-viewers fought the crowd. Try yourself



Gays? What happened to Queers?



I don't wanta get bit!



Kerry is an All-Star!



Apparently he also eats babies!



Old bitch.



Subliminal message?



I called it the short bus.



This bitch has four titties.



Why hello there Satan.



If you don't laugh, something is wrong with you.



Trees are made of paper.. or the other way around?



Woman?



Another woman.



Her chest caved in!

- FFL -

- Hey girls! Read up!
- Nader for President!
- "Oh gosh"... Oh Jeez
- Trojan Pleasure Organ.
- I bet PETA loves this.
- Neat new online games.
- Fellowship 9/11? Dorks.
- Chicks that fart rule. Sike.
- Porn can be very violent.
- Video game Photoshop fun!
- Big Bang! Another fake movie.
- Everyone will find this funny.
- Scariest Costumes? Bullshit.
- This goth chick is a hot one.
- You can't sell Nazi dolls? Shit.
- These ladies want some TLC.
- You guys like schoolgirls? XXX!
- What a fun thing to do to a cat.
- I think we should all go rent this.
- My guess is so she can't lick herself?
- I know what I want for Christmas.
- Check out all these folks on the net.
- This page is a little bit "throwed off".
- A lot of jokes I didn't bother reading!
- Like kittie.. OOPS I mean kitty porn?
- I wanta play some tennis with Anna.
- Here's that new Eninem video "Mosh".
- Are you dumb? Answer three questions.
- "My Daddy killed me" Pretty fucked up.
- I hate parrots. I bop them on the head.
- Even though I'm allergic, I'll still kill them.
- So this guy glues a condom to his penis..
- I must have missed this. Niigata Earthquake?
- Another species of human? Get out a town.
- Another beheading video with some Beatles action.
- If you like entensity, then you must like porn right?
- Bush flips you the bird! Everyone go "Ohhh and Ahhhh"
- Retarded animal babies. Good stuff. (There's 10 of these)
- Abortion videos. Don't watch if you find abortion offensive.
- Scroll down to the middle and read what the 7th grader said.



» Lick it posted on 10/26/04 by Opie


Here's some great FFL for ya, I have to get another server for you bandwidth raping Nazis.

- FFL -

- She's kinda hot.
- What a cock tease..
- Reposting for sexiness.
- R.I.P Superman. haha
- Sign up and be happy!
- HaHa hEr nAmE iS Nazia.
- Play some Roulette.
- Adult flash games.. YAY..
- Look at the clock!!!!!!!
- This kid can spin em' up!
- How to carve a pumpkin.
- You and I would still hit it.
- Check out the commercial.
- A bit gay wouldn't you say?
- Have your kids play with this.
- This domain name tricked me!
- White dude does a killer block.
- Bush on gay stuff. Seriously.
- Oh man the best test drive ever.
- Great flash work. P.S. Saw rules.
- I might have to check this out.
- This one will confuse most of you.
- Stupid costumes for stupid people.
- A city under Paris? That's crazy.
- Put those puppies back in please.
- HE SHIT EVERYWHERE! - Bob Saget.
- I think she's on crack or something..
- Haha those bikes were ran slap over.
- Wanta play with the sounds of GTA?
- Somebody stole my goddamn letters!
- Haha already a site about Miss Ashlee.
- Hillbilly smash em' up! Rednecks are silly.
- Hmmm what's up with all the Nazi signs?
- These pic thumbnails are a bit deceiving.
- Hmm I need a Military address for the porn.
- In cased you missed the worst script ever...
- The Sopranos for sensitive pussies. (MadTV)
- Come onnnnnn TITTIE!!!!111 Keep scrolling...
- If they make a watermelon flavor I will, kill myself.
- A UK only commercial with that fat rapper Missy.
- Remember that chromed out car? Here's another.
- Asian people should think twice about their poses.
- Be wanting to play the Mario theme on your keyboard?
- FREE FUCKING TACOS! My asshole can't handle it though.
- Somebody has been drinking the kool-aid upside down again.
- A machine that will spank you.. What's next you assholes?
- Of course us humans will shoot a species we know nothing about.

Should have some images and vids for you tomorrow. At least a WOW clip. Edit: Didn't get a chance, sorry. Don't have the spare bandwidth.



» Good reading material posted on 10/25/04 by Opie

Disney is the devil (I had some fun)

VIA U.S. & ELECTRONIC MAIL

October 12, 2004

Entensity.Net
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^Also to stupid to realize that is a WHOIS spoof

Re: Unauthorized Use of Copyrighted and/or Trademark Properties/
File # 05-032 – entensity.net


Dear Sirs:

I write on behalf of Disney Enterprises, Inc., and Disney’s subsidiary, American Broadcasting Company, Inc. (collectively “Disney”), the owner of rights to the “America’s Funniest Home Videos” program (“AFV”) and to film clips submitted to the producer of AFV for inclusion in AFV.

It has come to our attention that you and/or your affiliates (“You”) have posted on Your Internet website video clips (the “Clips”) from AFV identified below and shown on the printout enclosed with the original of this letter.

1) Cat Attacks Kid
2) Cat Crash

Disney does not permit the unauthorized use of its names, copyrighted works and trademarks. Such use infringes Disney’s trademark rights, copyrights, and/or constitutes unfair competition.

Disney hereby demands that You immediately remove all of the Clips and any other property of Disney from any website owned or operated by You or on Your behalf, and that You provide me with a letter by October 26, 2004 in which You (1) confirm that You have complied with the foregoing and that You agree not to resume such use; (2) account for all consideration You have received as a result of distributing the Clips or making the Clips available on Your website(s); (3) identify Your source(s) for the Clips; and (4) identify anyone to whom You have distributed the Clips or who has downloaded any of the Clips from Your website.

Very truly yours,

Steven - edited -
Executive Counsel
The Walt Disney Company
500 South Buena Vista Street
Burbank, CA 91521-0643

My reply

Sorry, but I don't see anything on those clips that refers to AFV.

Perhaps you should contact the site URL on the clip?

If you want the "sources" of the clips, the best one is google.com

Regards,

Shane
Entensity.net




Dear Shane,

The copyrights in these clips are owned by American Broadcasting Company, Inc. Providing unauthorized access to reproduce and distribute these clips infringes these copyrights. Accordingly, please remove them from your website, and provide me with written confirmation that you will not resume use of these clips or any other property owned by Disney or its subsidiaries or affiliates on any website that you own or operate.

Very truly yours,

Steven - edited -
Executive Counsel
The Walt Disney Company
500 S. Buena Vista Street
Burbank, CA 91521-0643

My reply

Dear Steven Disney,

First, I'll be the first to tell you that I have no problem removing the clips, but you still have yet to show any proof at these clips are owned by ABC.

Second, I've seen these clips everywhere.

Example if you see this link: http://www.google.com/se..

There are tons of other sites you can harass as well.

Also, when were these clips even aired? You're not giving me much to go on Sir.

P.S I'm a HUGE AFV fan (That Bob Saget is hilarious)

Thanks and I hope we can get this taken care of.




Dear Shane,

Thank you for your reply.

The copyrights to the clips that I identified are owned by ABC, which ABC will prove in court if you do not remove them and ABC is forced to sue you. You should realize that your failure to remove ABC's clips from your website, after being made aware that posting them infringes ABC's rights, constitutes willfull infringement.

As for third parties who post these clips, please feel free to use our enforcement hot line, 818-560-3300, or the e-mail account we have set up for this purpose, , if you want to report a suspected infringement in the future.

Please remove the identified clips from your website, and provide me with written confirmation that you will not resume use of these clips or any other property owned by Disney or its subsidiaries or affiliates on any website that you own or operate

I look forward to your reply.

Very truly yours,

Steven - edited -
Executive Counsel
The Walt Disney Company
500 S. Buena Vista Street
Burbank, CA 91521-0643

My reply

Dear Steven Disney,

I've decided to go ahead and accept your request and remove the clips...

Oh yeah.. Any idea when AFV will be on DVD? Bob Saget is my hero.

Thanks!




Dear Shane,

Thank you for agreeing to cooperate with this request.

I don't know about AFV on DVD, but I'll let you know if I find out.

Very truly yours,

Steven - edited -
Executive Counsel
The Walt Disney Company
500 S. Buena Vista Street
Burbank, CA 91521-0643


Ok I figured he would realize that I was in fact messing with him, but whatever I got a laugh out of it.

On to the site... I basically took a 3-day weekend on the site and will have a very big post for you dorks on Tuesday morning or it may be Late that night. The main reason it will take so long is because I wasn't even home to check my e-mail, so the submitted box has over 1000 unread e-mails.

Here's a few good things to check out though:

- FF little l -

- In case you missed that Ashlee Simpson fuck up on SNL..
- Heman and Thundercats smoking weed.
- I won a Math Debate! (Get you boss or teacher to say that)

The other goods Tuesday (early or late)



» Boo posted on 10/21/04 by Opie

Sorry about missing W.O.W again, but I still haven't got my "Stuff" folder back in the lube yet. (Yeah that pun was INTENDED!) Look for in next week for sure.



For Redsox fans. (Me, but I'm still going for the Astros)



And for you silly Yanks! (Silly is a funny word to me for some reason)

The best commercial ever.



I thought about it, searched, and BOOM! I am Batman.

Being drunk can be so much fun, especially white people!



- FFL -

- Ah wtf!
- Pitbulls rule.
- Two great games.
- Body paint is cool.
- Penis piano players?
- Yep, that's just nasty.
- Online Voting Machine.
- We all love McDonald's.
- No French will be made.
- Stupid people rob banks.
- Realdoll VS Superbabe!
- BRB going to hang myself..
- She doesn't love the cock.
- Oh dear god! Not the PHP!
- Tried of MSPaint? Here ya go.
- Here's some girls to jerk off to.
- I liked this turkey shooting game.
- I wonder if she shits money too..
- That's a lot for a damned baseball.
- More models and NUDITY! GIGGLE!!!!
- Oh yeah that's right. What the hell...
- Dick Hunter? It's not what you think weirdo.
- That new Paris tape will probably be here soon.
- Trying to figure out why I'm laughing at this.
- Not sure what kind of retarded Anime freaks like this.
- Ok boys and girls.. Whatever you do... DON'T LAUGH!
- Uh oh here's another!! "That's my fucking nigger!" hahaha
- I know a girl that signs up for these sites. I wont name any names though Jen. OOPS.



» Off to the slaughter house! posted on 10/19/04 by Opie



Very bad bike crash. "STOP THE RACE!"



Don't touch my car bitch!



If you're gonna film it, don't get caught.



A rocket launcher and a tank. Hmm..

JOKES!

Number 1

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awakening around 8.00 p.m.

As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes and drove home.

"Where have you been!" demanded his wife when he entered the house.

"Darling, I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary, and we've been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't wake up until 8.00 p.m."

The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!!"

Number 2

A cardiac specialist died.

At his funeral the coffin was placed in front of a huge mock-up of a heart made of flowers.

When the pastor finished with the sermon and eulogy, and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart opened, the coffin rolled inside and the heart closed.

Just then one of the mourners burst into laughter.

The guy next to him asked: "Why are you laughing?"

"I was thinking about my own funeral," the man replied.

"What's so funny about that?"

"I'm a gynecologist."

Number 3

"I guess this means I'm officially a computer nerd..."

Ok, so I work at a radio station... Well today, I was going through the tracklist (list of all the commercials on the stations) and removing the old unused numbers so that we could make the list smaller...

Anyway, all was fine up until people came into the room... It was myself, the station manager, the morning guy, and that guy who cleans the trash out... anyway, I was sitting there scrolling through and was about to remove an old "trustmark bank" spot when I realized the spot had been assigned the number "1337"... of course I burst out laughing and everyone in the room started staring at me like I’m a freaking idiot... which I concede that I am.

Of course they asked what was so funny... I told them "oh nothing, just that this spot was assigned the number '1337'"... Everyone that was in that room is now scared to get too close to me. Also, my boss took away my scissor use privilege... :crying:

IMAGES!!!!!



Before and After marriage.



I am Batman!



Tasty.



I wont even type it.



That's a lot of icons.



LAN party at her house, right losers?



Great answer.



I was wondered why he talked like that..



Hmmm... I guess.

- FFL -


- Stop the Zombies!
- Slap Bush or Kerry.
- Pretty fun number game.
- Ok for helpless fucks I guess.
- Here's some hot regular girls.
- More video clips to stare at.
- Parking games are always fun.
- Who likes naked Cover Models?
- Inventions buy regular people.
- Not sure why, but this is funny.
- I personally can't stand blog sites.
- Be cool and replace with real wax.
- You just need to watch. Good laugh.
- In case you missed John on Crossfire..
- To bad this is a cartoon and not your Mom.
- Look! Someone made Entensity something!
- Pokemon and Magic Cards affect kid's minds?
- Now you guys at work will be hunting for paperclips.
- More stuff on Electronic Voice Phenomena. (White Noise)
- Been awhile since something really gross was posted. So here.
- I swear this is the best "Jungle Fever" porn site ever. Too funny.
- Put whatever you what on your TP. I put a picture of shit on mine.
- When they say "N-Word" do they mean NIGGER? Blah I use it everywhere and I'm not racist.



» YAY!!!... YAY... yay! posted on 10/18/04 by Opie

Yep, Entensity is finally back in action. Took my dumbass to the Doctor and got to feeling better AND got most of the stuff back on my pc.

In took all afternoon to go through the stuff you guys submitted, so expect post everyday this week. Today is mainly FFL, but I tossed a few videos in the mix until tomorrow.

Since today's post is kind of late instead of early (like usual) the rest of this week will be around this time. ANYWAY...



If you haven't seen this yet, watch it. I hate him.



Greatest DWI pullover ever! (From Reno 911)

With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it
is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which
almost went unnoticed last week.

Larry La Prise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey", died peacefully at
age 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the
coffin. They put his left leg in .... And then the trouble started.

- FFL - (Enjoy)


- Car park?
- Aks Jeeves.
- This is just silly.
- Yeah fuck a Mac.
- Hmm nice pussy.
- Should read 100%.
- Score some goals.
- GRRRR! I see you.
- No! Not the pussy.
- Aids is a game now.
- Trailer for The Ring 2.
- I like porn that's free.
- What a great disorder.
- These niggers are crazy.
- Film Makers? Or Fake?
- Practice makes perfect!
- Did Kate have a baby?
- What kind of toy is this?
- I hate freaks such as this.
- Took me a week. LOSER!
- You're a bug on the table.
- How pissed would you be?
- Tampons are nasty anyway.
- Columbine surveillance tapes!
- That's neat and then it's not.
- It's a Pam Anderson sex scene.
- Frustrated? Drop it like it's hot.
- Holy shit! It's ASIAN Ping Pong!
- Um, not sure how that happened.
- Sly was in a porno.. Awesome.
- I met a girl ON THE INTERNET!
- All Family Guy fans will be happy!
- Well no ugly bitches in this porno.
- White Noise looks like a good movie.
- She ate her eyes! (It's fake dumbass)
- "This is me and two niggers" hahaha
- There's a Zombie living in my backyard.
- I was waiting for the porn music to start.
- Hey kids! Did you take your LSD today?
- THE BERG REVENGE TAPE HAS SURFACED!
- Ah yes, pretend to feed your kids cat shit.
- I'm sure you LOTR - ROTK fans will love this.
- Ever laugh so hard you shit your pants? Yep.
- This must me some new slang? I'll call it nigidiotish.
- How cool would it be if Entensity was carved on it? Edit, YES! It's done!
- Nipplewear. Nice background music touch there sunshine.
- Get this hung in your throat and you can call some ducks.
- Then why do little kids and old people get sick so much then?
- Ok this bitch is snorting man juice.. And I thought I've seen it all.
- I don't know anyone that does stuff like this.. Oh wait there's that guy To..
- If you need to buy a dream machine, you should probably just kill yourself.


 

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